I've got the best girlfriend ever. So yea. That is all

brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

posted 11 hours ago with 29,072 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

posted 12 hours ago with 458,705 notes

sleeepynatural:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Dan look

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

posted 12 hours ago with 14,025 notes


 #i’ve never heard more lies in a single gif on tumblr in my entire life

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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posted 1 day ago with 133,946 notes

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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posted 1 day ago with 351,183 notes